Master of Orion.

[Dargor (архив)]

Странно. Вроде как вот сегодня очередная часть вышла. И как раз Black Dragon'овская.

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[Ветер (архив)]

Переведете - дайте знать ) Не люблю на аглицком читать

[Siberian-Troll (архив)]

от месяца до пяти, это очччмного времени, чтобы дать знать. Читай так. Это того стоит.

[aikr (архив)]

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И пришел Xellos...

[quote]Xellos tended to do horrible things when he was bored. Most mazoku simply went on bloody rampages, or stirred up some unrest to bask in the anger and violence. But oh no, not Xellos. He did something far worse.



He helped out.[/quote]

[Siberian-Troll (архив)]

"Держи друзей поближе к себе... а друзей-мазоку - далеко, далеко, далеко..."

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[quote]"I said I wanted to talk, and you said it wasn't a good place, so..." he trailed off, and gestured around him to the crystal-laden interior. Then, as he looked around, he grimaced. "Ugh. Who IS your interior decorator?"

Kunzite's eyebrow twitched, and he let the energy charge in his hand die. He couldn't really explain why, but something told him that trying to eliminate the pest before him would be even more annoying than leaving him be. Besides, he DID owe the man for saving him. "My boyfriend, Zoicite did my throne room, actually."

"Huh... a little heavy on the precious stones, don't you think?" Xellos said distastefully as he licked his thumb and scrubbed one of the larger gems on Kunzite's throne. "I would have expected something a little less... gaudy from a homosexual, personally."[/quote]



[quote]"Very well. What is it that you want out of this alliance?"

"Oh, I'll just want to mess around with a few of the youma here and there, and have free passage through the Segaverse," Xellos explained happily, ignoring the two men on the floor glaring at him.

Beryl's eye twitched. "That's 'Negaverse.'"

"Right, right. That, plus the youma," Xellos explained. "And in return, I can make life a little more difficult for your enemies."

"Similar to how you've done to us?" The dark queen deadpanned.

"Aww, but I'm just trying to help!" Xellos said in a kicked-puppy tone of voice, though he was still smiling.

"Tell me now: if I agree, will you go away?" Beryl asked. Seeing the mazoku nod happily, she waved him away. "Fine. I accept. Zoicite, find someone expendable and assign them to his command."

Zoicite frowned as he poked the spot where the lump on his head had retreated. "Expendable? That covers a lot of territory, my queen."

"Then let him choose. Just get him out of my throne room," she insisted, waving the blonde man away. "And Kunzite, you are to leave immediately and start another draining operation. No more failures. Go." She found she wasn't really in the mood for torture anymore, and was otherwise busy trying to think of a way to quickly and easily kill the mazoku the next time he strolled into her throne room.

Kunzite looked surprised, but quickly bowed his head and scurried away, ruefully noting that the purple-haired pest had now saved him twice.

Xellos nodded to the redhead gratefully. "Thanks Beryl-chan! You won't regret this that much!" He smirked and raised a fist. "From this point forward, Xellos and the Segaverse will reign victorious!"

A vein popped up on Beryl's head, and a brief burst of force nearly blasted Zoicite off his feet. Much to her irritation, it merely washed up against Xellos' barrier, leaving him undisturbed. "We are the DARK KINGDOM, you imbecile! We have been for millennia, and we will be for eons to come!"

Xellos lowered his fist, looking sad. "Oh. So, you really don't have an idea box?"

"Get out of my throne room!"[/quote]

[aikr (архив)]

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[quote]"So that's all you do? Train, fight, and stalk us?" Rei asked with her hands on her hips.

"No, he also interrogates random stray animals around our apartment," Ranma deadpanned.

Sousuke frowned and crossed his arms over his chest. "I fail to see why you keep criticizing that aspect of my duties. We have seen undeniable proof that common pets can be a significant security risk."

"You kidnapped the neighbor's dog and tortured it for four hours," the pigtailed man said irritably.

"Waterboarding does not constitute actual torture," Sousuke said calmly. "Besides, it showed unusual interest in pursuing Commander Orion."

"It's a dog! It chases cats! It doesn't mean anything!"

"That's just what the enemy WANTS you to think."[/quote]



[quote]"Is it possible that these so-called 'divination results' are actually the product of a powerful and near-omnipotent third party that pretends to help but really just enjoys seeing us all killed in a humiliating fashion?"[/quote]

[aikr (архив)]

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[quote]A moment later the bathroom door burst open, and a nude Negi fell down onto his back just outside the bathroom, looking terrified as Ami, dressed only in light blue lingerie, pinned him to the ground.



"I don't want to, Mizuno-san! Please, let me go!"



"You're not getting away from me!" Ami said, looking uncharacteristically frustrated and victorious at the same time. "It'll be over before you know it! And you'll feel much better afterward, I promise!"[/quote]

[Siberian-Troll (архив)]

Ну-у... что я могу сказать?

Так получилось.

[aikr (архив)]

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[quote]"Don't you think a steady boyfriend would be better for her than a few parties?" Rei asked dubiously. She didn't want Ami taking advantage of small children, but she certainly didn't want older, lecherous teenage boys taking advantage of Ami in her unstable, sexually repressed state.[/quote]



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[quote]"...Now you're fighting against a small group of lightly armed teenagers supported by a few talking animals. You don't stand a chance."[/quote]

[aikr (архив)]

Кто там жаловался, что не будет персонажей из Ранмы?

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[quote]"Usually what stab in head not keep talking," the Amazon complained[/quote]

[aikr (архив)]

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[quote]"YOUMA! Take heart, for your hour has arrived! Though you are beset on all sides by the forces of light, never forget that you stand for hatred and chaos, and that the power of love and justice opposes you out of fear of your strength above all else!"[/quote]

[Тень (архив)]

Не народ возьмитесь котить за перевод я Английский фиговато знаю...

[chebmaster]

[quote]Не народ возьмитесь котить за перевод я Английский фиговато знаю...[/quote]

[выползает из норы, лениво почёсывая бок] Безработный [обширный зевок] переводчик готов взяться за подряд. Гони семь тысяч рублей - и через неделю будет твой перевод. Расценки по нынешним временам вполне божеские.

А на голом энтузиазме не потяну. Иссяк, энтузиазм-то. Хорошо бы хоть Сэйлор Ранко осилить.

[chebmaster]

Прошу пардону, это я не с самого начала посчитал. На самом деле не семь, а намного больше

[aikr (архив)]

Есть переводчик по кличке Промт. Берет недорого, но переводит так же.



[quote]"Сержант Sousuke конфисковали все домашние животные удерживаются на экипаж Данаан gerbils - в основном малым и ящериц с учетом нашего положения в подобных вещах, - и провел четыре часа в бригантины тщательно их допрос. Когда он был закончен, он заявил, что ни одно из животных, угрозы безопасности, и вернула их владельцам. " Он кажется, на некоторое время, как два подростка разглядываем его. "Опыты, по-видимому, будет невредим хотя они сейчас говорят о необычных неприятия в присутствии сержанта. д-р Halbert в guineau свинью все-таки удалось проглотить свой путь через прутья решетки своей клетки выйти, когда Сагара находится его физическое. "[/quote]



Это был не он, это был его брат, Гугл.

[chebmaster]

[quote]Берет недорого, но переводит так же[/quote]

Кажется, кто-то хочет задеть мою профессиональную честь?..

[aikr (архив)]

Да нет, просто описываю альтернативы...

А вообще, в наше время не знать английского как-то странно.

[Dargor (архив)]

[quote name='Cheb' date='Суббота, 27 Января 2007, 1:46'][quote]Берет недорого, но переводит так же[/quote]Кажется, кто-то хочет задеть мою профессиональную честь?..[right][post="320037"]<{POST_SNAPBACK}>[/post][/right][/quote]

Чеб, насколько я понял, [b]aikr[/b] имел в виду, что "как платишь, так и переводит", а не то что он "не уступает"

[chebmaster]

Аааа...!..



[quote]А вообще, в наше время не знать английского[/quote]

Вот именно. С английским ты - человек, без - тварь дрожащая. Настоящее окно в мир, понимаешь. Сравнить, хотя бы, количество статей в русской Википедии и английской.

[Лана (архив)]

Ну ладно... ладно... некоторые учили французский или немецкий, например... Некоторым по жизни иностранный язык нужен только чтобы надпись на упаковке приблизительно понять (бывает и такое! И ничего - живут люди )



Английский нужен, это отличный бонус, но "тварь дрожащая" - это вы загнули Я например английскую Вики не читаю практически...



Зы: я не возьмусь, на мне уже два перевода (HoI и корректура "Кошек и собак"). Это бы закончить