by Siberian-Troll (архив) » 11 Jan 2007, 05:00
"Держи друзей поближе к себе... а друзей-мазоку - далеко, далеко, далеко..."
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[quote]"I said I wanted to talk, and you said it wasn't a good place, so..." he trailed off, and gestured around him to the crystal-laden interior. Then, as he looked around, he grimaced. "Ugh. Who IS your interior decorator?"
Kunzite's eyebrow twitched, and he let the energy charge in his hand die. He couldn't really explain why, but something told him that trying to eliminate the pest before him would be even more annoying than leaving him be. Besides, he DID owe the man for saving him. "My boyfriend, Zoicite did my throne room, actually."
"Huh... a little heavy on the precious stones, don't you think?" Xellos said distastefully as he licked his thumb and scrubbed one of the larger gems on Kunzite's throne. "I would have expected something a little less... gaudy from a homosexual, personally."[/quote]
[quote]"Very well. What is it that you want out of this alliance?"
"Oh, I'll just want to mess around with a few of the youma here and there, and have free passage through the Segaverse," Xellos explained happily, ignoring the two men on the floor glaring at him.
Beryl's eye twitched. "That's 'Negaverse.'"
"Right, right. That, plus the youma," Xellos explained. "And in return, I can make life a little more difficult for your enemies."
"Similar to how you've done to us?" The dark queen deadpanned.
"Aww, but I'm just trying to help!" Xellos said in a kicked-puppy tone of voice, though he was still smiling.
"Tell me now: if I agree, will you go away?" Beryl asked. Seeing the mazoku nod happily, she waved him away. "Fine. I accept. Zoicite, find someone expendable and assign them to his command."
Zoicite frowned as he poked the spot where the lump on his head had retreated. "Expendable? That covers a lot of territory, my queen."
"Then let him choose. Just get him out of my throne room," she insisted, waving the blonde man away. "And Kunzite, you are to leave immediately and start another draining operation. No more failures. Go." She found she wasn't really in the mood for torture anymore, and was otherwise busy trying to think of a way to quickly and easily kill the mazoku the next time he strolled into her throne room.
Kunzite looked surprised, but quickly bowed his head and scurried away, ruefully noting that the purple-haired pest had now saved him twice.
Xellos nodded to the redhead gratefully. "Thanks Beryl-chan! You won't regret this that much!" He smirked and raised a fist. "From this point forward, Xellos and the Segaverse will reign victorious!"
A vein popped up on Beryl's head, and a brief burst of force nearly blasted Zoicite off his feet. Much to her irritation, it merely washed up against Xellos' barrier, leaving him undisturbed. "We are the DARK KINGDOM, you imbecile! We have been for millennia, and we will be for eons to come!"
Xellos lowered his fist, looking sad. "Oh. So, you really don't have an idea box?"
"Get out of my throne room!"[/quote]