Ranma ½: Notes of Sorts

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Начало впечатляет: Ранма пишет оччаровательную записочку...



To Whom It May Concern:



I, Ranma Saotome, have struck out on my own. I felt life here impedes my opportunity to live the life I’ve wanted to live. I’m a bit tired of my life being fighting or marriage centered… not that I’ll be giving up on the art or nothing, it’s just that I won’t let it dictate my life.



To Mr. Tendo: Thank you for your hospitality and for Akane. I probably never would’ve lived quite so contently without you.



To Pop: Keep training. When I come back, I wanna spar. Just to see if you’ve been getting lazy.



To all of my fiancés: You now know my near-final answer. My choice is none of you. So please stop bickering, I WILL NOT CHANGE MY MIND.



To Kuno: Bye, you stupid little maggot. Lose the stick and learn to fight. When I get back you’re in for it.



To Ryouga: No, I’m not “running away”. If you have a problem with me, FIND me.



To Kasumi: No amount of thanks in words or deeds can express my gratitude for what you’ve done for me. I owe you so much of my life, and you’ve put up with so much out of me. Please accept my sincerest apologies that I am as of yet unable to repay you somehow.



To Nabiki: ‘Bout time I did this. Find your own freaking prostitute to exploit… or, since you have the moral ineptitude of one, use yourself. Only Kuno sees those pictures, so why not give him something new?



To Hiroshi and Daisuke: Don’t worry, guys. I’ll be back in due time… just don’t get caught up in your… misadventures.



To The Old Lecher: Eat crap and burn in hell. I’m going to hunt you down the minute I hear about you coming within 5feet of the breasts of Akane, Nabiki, Kasumi, Ukyou, Shampoo, or anyone I happen to know of.



To my individual fiancés: Thank you so much for your support over the years. It’s nice to know that people care about me, albeit a strange kind of care (me being naught but a mere love object, after all)



To Kodachi: You’re nuttier than the Planters Factory. If you harm a single hair on any of my other ex-fiancés’ heads, or any of the Tendo or Saotome families, I WILL FIND OUT.



This is all I have to say. (I guess you didn’t know I could use proper grammar in writing, heh?)



-Ranma Saotome



P.S.: Tell Mrs. Saotome that I’m gone if she comes by.





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