[quote]Клим.
По поводу упомянутого тобой кроса Ранма-Тенчи. Ты можешь привести название фика, автора.
А может быть он у тебя еще где-нибудь валяется.[/quote]
Какой ? Я их много знаю...
Странные фики
by Climhazard » 03 Jun 2005, 16:47
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by AlexB (архив) » 06 Jun 2005, 08:33
Где Ранма в результате боя с Хаппосаем попадет в прошлое на 20000 лет назад(из-за зеркала Набан).
Поступает в Джурайскую академию и т.д.
Поступает в Джурайскую академию и т.д.
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by Climhazard » 06 Jun 2005, 12:23
Кхм...Что характерно,ты не первый кто о нем спрашивает...Не помню.Я его читал на рубеже 1999-2000 года(в декабрских числах).Запомнился именно непохожестью на другие,так как 95 процентов кроссов с "Тенчи" записывали Ранму в внуки Йошо.
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by chebmaster » 09 Jun 2005, 19:28
[url="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2416553/3/"]Новая глава Baba Yaga Quests[/url]!
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by Maxv (архив) » 10 Jun 2005, 01:04
Угу, ширится повествование, ширится. Вот уже и Сэйлоры подключились. "...Ух и прёт меня, ух и прёт!!!" (Масяня ТМ)
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by Climhazard » 10 Jun 2005, 09:48
[quote]Угу, ширится повествование, ширится. Вот уже и Сэйлоры подключились. "...Ух и прёт меня, ух и прёт!!!" (Масяня ТМ)[/quote]
Интересно чего он курит ? И почему,блин,не делиться ? Чувствуется,штука там явно не детская...:)
Интересно чего он курит ? И почему,блин,не делиться ? Чувствуется,штука там явно не детская...:)
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by Maxv (архив) » 02 Mar 2006, 15:00
Блин. Вот бы Т.Х.Тигр так писал, или другие интересные авторы. А вот графоманов всё прёт и прёт. Уже и продолжение выпустил, [url="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2824790/1/"]Проклятие Бабы-Яги[/url] X_X
[quote]Crossing the most powerful witch in the mutivers may have been a bad idea...[/quote]
О как.
[quote]Crossing the most powerful witch in the mutivers may have been a bad idea...[/quote]
О как.
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by Maxv (архив) » 13 Mar 2006, 08:50
А вот ещё пример крутейшего кросса, [url="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2811955/1/"]Ранма и друзья[/url]. Хотя, если вдуматься, и если бы автор был нормальным, то могло бы получиться [b]нечто[/b].
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by Maxv (архив) » 05 Apr 2006, 12:45
Вот не знаю, то ли в топ-лист это отнести, то ли здесь оставить. Короче, [url="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1466624/1/"]Две по цене одной[/url]. По-моему, идея больная, а вот фик вроде как ничего.
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by Siberian-Troll (архив) » 05 Apr 2006, 17:06
Как вас воротило с пары Куно/Ранма, так и меня тошнит с этого двуглавово трисиськомутанта...
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by Climhazard » 05 Apr 2006, 17:15
Недавно вспомнил одну странную пародию на SW с Ранмой в главной роли... Чистый лемон... Но такой больной... Как вам [b]Ass Side of the Porn[/b]? А дух Кейтаро из Голден Боя в качестве учителя? Проживает в туалете ксомического корабля, на котором Ранма расссекает... Генма и его Manly Saber... Ооооо, чел курил что то сильное...
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by chebmaster » 06 Apr 2006, 01:08
[quote]с этого двуглавово трисиськомутанта[/quote]
Ну, не знаю. Если вдуматься, то внутри многие из нас ещё и не такими странными бывают. Как там Ран говорил?.. У демонов тела разные, а ауры почти одинаковые, а у людей наоборот...
Довольно интересный фик.
Ну, не знаю. Если вдуматься, то внутри многие из нас ещё и не такими странными бывают. Как там Ран говорил?.. У демонов тела разные, а ауры почти одинаковые, а у людей наоборот...
Довольно интересный фик.
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by chebmaster » 06 Apr 2006, 02:02
Не просто интересный. Автор - особенно в третьей главе - демонстрирует наблюдательность и психологическую достоверность, какой мне добиться не удавалось.
[quote]People who don’t like Genma Saotome (and there’s more than a few of them) often accuse him of being greedy, abusive, fat and lazy, but nothing could be further from the truth. Well, okay, so maybe it’s not all that far from the truth, but you have to admit that the characterization is exaggerated.
...Somewhat, anyway.
Sure he was beefy. But under what little flab he had was an even heavier layer of solid muscle. Genma was one of those people who somehow managed to be both fit and fat at the same time, like a sumo wrestler, or a football player. Think I’m joking? Let’s see you maintain a crane stance atop a three-meter bamboo pole. Stout Genma was, flabby he was not. One could speculate on what he might have accomplished if his ethics had been nearly as well developed as his physique. He may not have looked like much but he went toe-to-toe with Ranma on a daily basis and he usually came out on top. You try it sometime.
As for the charge of laziness, no one who is truly lazy could ever become a high caliber martial artist, and even Genma’s most serious detractors (and there’s more than a few of those, too) had to admit that he was indeed talented in the art. (Besides, you don’t see any of them getting up before dawn every day to spar with the boy, do you?) Genma didn’t see himself as lazy so much as ‘focused’ -- he didn’t like to waste much energy on anything other than martial arts. In fact, he liked to think of himself as somewhat akin to a lion, snoozing to conserve his resources when he wasn’t actually battling for supremacy. (Finished choking yet? To be honest, I don’t buy it either, but hey, this is Genma we’re talking about.)
The truth was a little more prosaic, if less complimentary: Genma was sort of an idiot savant. A near genius when it came to the martial arts, but a total screwup otherwise. Since the art was pretty much the only thing he was actually good at, he just didn’t bother doing much else. Any time not spent actually sparring was usually spent diligently thinking up new forms of training for the boy, a pursuit that could only be interrupted by the most pressing business, like breakfast, lunch, dinner, tea, snacks, shogi games with Soun, Go games with Soun, and his mid-morning and mid-afternoon naps.
As for abusive, you try to come up with ever more advanced training regimes capable of challenging a martial arts prodigy like Ranma and see how abusive you get. To give him his due, Genma honestly believed that he had Ranma’s best interests at heart. He really and truly wanted Ranma to be the very best. So he worked very hard to make him the very best. Unfortunately for Ranma, Genma was also an idiot, and hard work plus incompetence always accomplishes far more damage than mere incompetence on its own. (Fear energetic stupidity: it’s capable of doing a lot more harm than evil ever could.)
As for greedy…Well, there you have me. Genma was greedy. So sue me. But as a life-long piker he was only greedy in little ways: otherwise he never would have been happy with the hand-to-mouth existence of an itinerant martial artist. But he was, mainly because (again) he wasn’t much good at--or much interested in--anything else.
However, despite his manifold faults (Most of which his friends and his enemies were in full agreement on) Genma was not an evil man. No, what Genma was truly guilty of (besides the occasional larceny, burglary, forgery, and/or theft by illegal conversion) was being a little bit selfish and more than a little bit foolish (And who isn’t guilty of that every now and then?) in his single-minded (if occasionally half-witted) pursuit of his ultimate goal: forging his son into the ultimate martial artist and a true man among men.[/quote]
[quote]People who don’t like Genma Saotome (and there’s more than a few of them) often accuse him of being greedy, abusive, fat and lazy, but nothing could be further from the truth. Well, okay, so maybe it’s not all that far from the truth, but you have to admit that the characterization is exaggerated.
...Somewhat, anyway.
Sure he was beefy. But under what little flab he had was an even heavier layer of solid muscle. Genma was one of those people who somehow managed to be both fit and fat at the same time, like a sumo wrestler, or a football player. Think I’m joking? Let’s see you maintain a crane stance atop a three-meter bamboo pole. Stout Genma was, flabby he was not. One could speculate on what he might have accomplished if his ethics had been nearly as well developed as his physique. He may not have looked like much but he went toe-to-toe with Ranma on a daily basis and he usually came out on top. You try it sometime.
As for the charge of laziness, no one who is truly lazy could ever become a high caliber martial artist, and even Genma’s most serious detractors (and there’s more than a few of those, too) had to admit that he was indeed talented in the art. (Besides, you don’t see any of them getting up before dawn every day to spar with the boy, do you?) Genma didn’t see himself as lazy so much as ‘focused’ -- he didn’t like to waste much energy on anything other than martial arts. In fact, he liked to think of himself as somewhat akin to a lion, snoozing to conserve his resources when he wasn’t actually battling for supremacy. (Finished choking yet? To be honest, I don’t buy it either, but hey, this is Genma we’re talking about.)
The truth was a little more prosaic, if less complimentary: Genma was sort of an idiot savant. A near genius when it came to the martial arts, but a total screwup otherwise. Since the art was pretty much the only thing he was actually good at, he just didn’t bother doing much else. Any time not spent actually sparring was usually spent diligently thinking up new forms of training for the boy, a pursuit that could only be interrupted by the most pressing business, like breakfast, lunch, dinner, tea, snacks, shogi games with Soun, Go games with Soun, and his mid-morning and mid-afternoon naps.
As for abusive, you try to come up with ever more advanced training regimes capable of challenging a martial arts prodigy like Ranma and see how abusive you get. To give him his due, Genma honestly believed that he had Ranma’s best interests at heart. He really and truly wanted Ranma to be the very best. So he worked very hard to make him the very best. Unfortunately for Ranma, Genma was also an idiot, and hard work plus incompetence always accomplishes far more damage than mere incompetence on its own. (Fear energetic stupidity: it’s capable of doing a lot more harm than evil ever could.)
As for greedy…Well, there you have me. Genma was greedy. So sue me. But as a life-long piker he was only greedy in little ways: otherwise he never would have been happy with the hand-to-mouth existence of an itinerant martial artist. But he was, mainly because (again) he wasn’t much good at--or much interested in--anything else.
However, despite his manifold faults (Most of which his friends and his enemies were in full agreement on) Genma was not an evil man. No, what Genma was truly guilty of (besides the occasional larceny, burglary, forgery, and/or theft by illegal conversion) was being a little bit selfish and more than a little bit foolish (And who isn’t guilty of that every now and then?) in his single-minded (if occasionally half-witted) pursuit of his ultimate goal: forging his son into the ultimate martial artist and a true man among men.[/quote]
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by Siberian-Troll (архив) » 06 Apr 2006, 04:31
Ну да, так оно и есть... Кроме того, это бы очень даже неплохо звучало в устах адвоката в ходе суда...
[b]Добавлено [mergetime]1144287097[/mergetime]:[/b]
Поэтому, ваша честь, я прошу, чтобы моему клиенту дали условный срок, поскольку от не может отвлекаться от тренировок своего сына...
и перейдем к обвинению 2 по жестокому обращению с детьми
[b]Добавлено [mergetime]1144287097[/mergetime]:[/b]
Поэтому, ваша честь, я прошу, чтобы моему клиенту дали условный срок, поскольку от не может отвлекаться от тренировок своего сына...
и перейдем к обвинению 2 по жестокому обращению с детьми
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by Maxv (архив) » 06 Apr 2006, 09:37
"...Я надеюсь, тебе не придётся драться с ним, Ранма, - внезапно сказала Набики. - Он может быть крепче, чем ты.
Ранма резко развернулся к ним, безмерно раздражённый. - И с чего это ты взяла?
Близнецы обменялись своими патентованными взглядами, после чего Аканэ ухмыльнулась ему. - Ему не захорошело... "
По-моему, фик надо в топ. Определённо.
Ранма резко развернулся к ним, безмерно раздражённый. - И с чего это ты взяла?
Близнецы обменялись своими патентованными взглядами, после чего Аканэ ухмыльнулась ему. - Ему не захорошело... "
По-моему, фик надо в топ. Определённо.
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by chebmaster » 06 Apr 2006, 10:36
Не понял. Какое "захорошело"?.. "to faint" = "упасть в обморок". Они имели в виду - в отличие от Раммы, когда тот увидел их первый раз.
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by Maxv (архив) » 06 Apr 2006, 10:50
Ну да. Я просто не смог подобрать соответствующий перевод, потому как "упал в обморок" не подходит для данной ситуации, не отражает он всей гаммы переживаний. Блин, вот сейчас вспомнил подходящий термин - "сомлел".
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by chebmaster » 06 Apr 2006, 10:57
Не. Тут лучше что-нибудь язвительное подошло бы. "шлёпнулся обморок", например.
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