[b]2 Тролль[/b]
Спасибо за перевод. Конечно, я читал фик в оригинале (по мере выхода глав) но перечитать русский вариант было приятно
[b]2 Solar[/b]
Ну омейки встречаются не так уж и редко. Почитай фики Innortal.
Омейки к его кроссам Ranma/SM (Papa's Back, A New Home) просто супер!
Например:
[i]Sailor Pluto stood outside her home, waiting for Ranma to emerge. He was a threat to the future of Crystal Tokyo, and thus had to be destroyed.
She had it planned perfectly. He would emerge through the back doors for a morning workout. She would hit him with a full power Dead Scream—end of story.
Too bad for her, no plan survives contact with Ranma.
She saw him emerge from the home in male form. “For being a threat to—what the hell are you doing?”
Ranma was currently hiding behind her. “Help me. They’re crazy!”
“Huh?”
“Back away, Pluto. He, I mean, she’s ours.”
Pluto turned once again to face the door, now seeing Uranus and Neptune with weapons ready. “And what the hell are you two doing?”
“We have claimed her as a consort, or we will claim her once he gets hit with some cold water.”
Uranus smiled. “Yes, come, join us, Ranma. Let us show you being female isn’t so bad.”
“DON’T YOU DARE TOUCH HIM, URANUS!”
Neo-Moon and Saturn ran through the door, completing the Mexican Standoff. “We claimed him as our consort.”
“Why are you trying to take him away from us? Don’t you want me to be happy, Haruka-papa? Michiru-mama?”
Michiru just looked over at them. “You claimed the male half. We want the female half.”
Haruka smirked, “You already said you didn’t want her that way. If you won’t make her a woman, let us do it.”
Pluto had had enough. “It will not work that way.”
“Not you too, Puu.”
Setsuna was a little shocked. “To what are you referring to, Little Lady?”
The other girls all turned towards her. “She wants him all for herself.”
Setsuna never got the time to issue a denial.
“NO!” was the common phrase they yelled.
“WORLD SHAKING!”
“SILENCE GLAIVE SURPRISE!”
“DEEP SUBMERGE!”
“PINK SUGAR HEART ATTACK!”
All that was left was a now drenched female Ranma and a twitching Pluto, currently on the ground.
“GET RANMA!”
“EEP!”
One news crew and a cup of hot water later, the Inners were watching the chase unfold on TV.
“As you can see, four Sailor Senshi are chasing what we believe may be a new villain, but he keeps screaming something about it not being his fault, and asking why they won’t leave him alone. Hopefully, this situation will be resolved…Woah! Did you see that, Keiichi, he leapt over that building!”
The girls could only stare, the moon cats banging their heads on the floor since this was something they expected the Inners to do, not the Outers.
“Sempai!”
Okay, maybe this could get worse
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Posted: 20 Dec 2005, 23:41
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